she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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