new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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