And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
His hands were made for my vagina.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
