Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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