butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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