Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I wear drunk well.
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