They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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