Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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