wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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