I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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