Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
