I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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