if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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