Banned from zoo.
Again?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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