I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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