im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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