i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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