you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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