I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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