Please, let me fuck your mom
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize