You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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