now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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