bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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