I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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