have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wear drunk well.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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