i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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