The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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