He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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