I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do vagina's smell?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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