If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
50% drunk capacity currently
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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