What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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