chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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