im about as happy as oj after his trial
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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