Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
