I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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