Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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