chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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