They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
