I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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