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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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