i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Randomize
