Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
im on a boat
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