Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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