You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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