do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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