i already hear my dad disowning me
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We are all done wearing pants today
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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