i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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