I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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