I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
