I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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