What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
