We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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