Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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