we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm eating all of the evidence.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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