he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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