I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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