Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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